Don’t think that I think terrorism is a joke.
That’s the farthest thing from the truth.
I am in fact hyper-vigilant for all of our sakes.
I eyeball every neighbor,
I suspect every co-worker,
I analyze accents for clues to true origins,
I check in the car,
In the guest house,
In the pantry,
In the closet,
Even under the bed.
One never can be too sure.